On Other Things You Should Know About San Francisco
Since I been here a while and consider myself to be a Bay Area native, I won list I wish I knew before I moved, but instead, without further ado, here are25 [OTHER] THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SAN FRANCISCO BEFORE YOU MOVE HERE:
1. It's cold. I once had friends visit from NY, and the first thing they said to me was, "this is California, it's supposed to be warm!" No, that's southern California. Were you also looking for movie stars? Because you won't find them here (except for Danny Glover, and Robin Williams sometimes). If you want the sun, move to LA. If you want an enjoyable life experience, move here. The choice is yours.
Pro tip: If you really want warmer weather, you can get it by leaving SF and traveling 2 or 3 miles in any direction (well, west is the ocean and you may have to go 5 miles to the south, but you get the point).
2. It's expensive. Of course, if you're going to move here, you already figured this out when you hopped onto Craigslist to find an apartment. Do yourself a favor hop into your time machine, go back to March 2011 (or earlier), and find a cheap apartment with good rent control. While you're at it, please assassinate Twitter. fake oakleys That'll help keep rents down.
Pro tip: You can save money on food by not eating.
3. There do exist San Franciscans who are not tech people. If you're moving here now, you're probably doing it because you got a Cheap Atlanta Falcons Jerseys job in the tech industry, but please understand that there are many other people who have lived here for a long time (over 2 years) who never read Techcrunch and don't give a hoot about apps. They are more knowledgable about the city than you (having been here for a longer time) and we also capable of appreciating some things with which technies generally struggle, like the joy of choosing a restaurant without the aid of yelp. Oh shit, did I just switch pronouns? The point is, the glorious city of San Francisco existed for a long time before tech people came here, and although we welcome them with open arms (and by "we," I mean "greedy landlords," who love the fact that not one of y'all could negotiate your way out of a paper bag), there's so much more to the city than it being "tech central" or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
Pro tip:Make the most out of the time you spend with the teachers, police officers, waiters (that a unisex term now, right?), bartenders, artists, nurses, small business owners, and other people you meet in the city who are not lawyers, techies, or working in finance. They won be able to afford to live here much longer.
4. The Chinese food in Chinatown is shit. If you want darn good Chinese food, go to the Inner Richmond. You can also get amazing Thai and Vietnamese there (and yes, there's also a Burma Superstar, if you succumb to that kind of trendy).
Pro tip: For dim sum, I say hit up Tong Palace on Clement and 11th. If you go on a weekday it's insanely cheap.
5. Many people here are socially liberal, fiscally conservative. This is mainly due to the fact that many people here make a lot of money. If you're looking for fiscal liberals, go to Berkeley with all of the other commies. If you're looking for social conservatives, then get the fuck out of my town.
Pro tip: NPR is a thing of the past, now it's all about podcasts for political opinion. Unfortunately, I still haven't Cheap Bills Jerseys figured out how podcasts work, so I can't tell you which ones are good.
6. The Richmond District is historically gay. Before the gays flooded to the Castro (in the time of Harvey Milk) and then to Folsom street (for those who like things a little more "interesting"), they generally lived side by side with Chinese immigrants in the Richmond. I know this because a gay friend of mine told me (I'm unable to find any proof on Google, but I think it's true). Why is this important to know? Because when you take a girl on a date to the Richmond for some Thai food and Toy Boat, you can drop this little tidbit of knowledge and totally impress her.
Pro tip: Many gays from the older generation still live in the Richmond, so if you play your cards right, you can probably see some wrinkly old man balls in the area, if you're into that sort of thing.
7. The tap water here is safe and delicious. I recently went to Costco with a friend and bought her a jumbo pack of Brita filters. It was $40! SUCH A WASTE OF MONEY! In San Francisco you simply do not need to filter your water! Really! LA is a different story; the tap water there is disgusting. Christian louboutin Shoes Outlet But they do have that great California weather!
Pro tip: You'll also save money by asking for tap water in restaurants, as opposed to bottled water. You shouldn't be drinking bottled water anyway ask me why if you're interested in knowing more.
8. Living in Oakland is a totally viable option. If you want to move here but the rent is scaring you away, head east, young man! Oakland is basically the Brooklyn of San Francisco slightly cheaper, rapidly gentrifying, and hipperat least according to its residents. If I ever leave my rent controlled apartment, I'll probably move there.
Pro tip: BART is great and all, but there's something called the "casual carpool," wherein you let random strangers drive you across the Bay Bridge from Oakland to SF, and it saves you both money (as the fare is lower if you have multiple people in your car). I'd think it's a great way to meet people, but apparently there's sort of an unspoken "no talking" rule. Is "unspoken 'no talking' rule" redundant?
9. You never need to take public transportation in the city, because you can ride your bike everywhere. I know what your thinking "but aren't there all of those insane hills?" Yes, but trust me, after one month, you'll have calves of steel. Also, you've probably seen this chartthat shows which bikes are seen in which neighborhoods, and it's true that, among the young folks, there is some bizarre snobbery involved in what kind of bike you ride. But honestly, fuck that shit. I ride a relatively old Cannondale mountain bike with city tires and Rock Shox and it gets the job done. That's all that matters: getting the job done.
Pro tip: The hipsters still haven't caught on that you can be the ultimate manifestation of old school irony by riding a penny farthing. If you start that trend, you'll be the coolest guy in town.
10. San Francisco is a tiny city, and you will bump into everybody you know here all the time. Including that girl with whom you went on that incredibly awkward and uncomfortable okCupid date.
Pro tip: There's no shame in ducking into an alley to avoid a face to face interaction.
11. Going to the Ferry Building will make you happy. It always does, due to the multitude of amazing food options. If you want the full experience, grab a loaf of Acme bread, some Cowgirl Creamery cheese, and some tasty salted pig parts from Boccalone (note: not kosher), and you've got yourself some good eatin'
Pro tip: The Ferry Building is appropriately located right next to the ferry terminal, where you can catch a ferry boat that will take you to Marin. And while you're there
12. There's more to Marin than Sausalito and Muir Woods. I grew up in Marin, and it kind of bothers me when people talk about how the only places in Marin are Sausalito, which is one giant sea side tourist trap (except for the No Name Bar, which is awesome), and Muir Woods, which is a slightly smaller, more outdoorsy tourist trap. Once you move past the rich white people, Marin County has so much more to offer.
Pro tip: I suppose I should tell you what else Marin has to offer, since I haven't actually written that blog post about it yet that I planned on writing last year. If you're the outdoorsy type, check out the watershed on the north side of Mt. Tam. There are four lakes (or maybe five?) and any number of excellent hikes. In fact, this one looks pretty damn awesome, although it's kinda long. If you want something scenic but with a cute town feel, I recommend going to Blackie's Pasture and walking down the bike path to downtown Tiburon, where you can order some fresh seafood at Sam's or some killer gourmet Mexican at Guaymas.
We're not even halfway there. Damn, 25 is a lot! I'm so used to top 10 lists! Fortunately, there's hella more to know about San Francisco
13. It helps if you know Spanish. San Francisco was once part of the Spanish empire, and the legacy sort of lives on today, with many of our residents speaking Spanish. Like California in general, there is a fairly large Mexican population (and smaller Central and South American populations), and although most of our resident Latinos/as speak English, it helps to understand Spanish if you want to know what they're saying about you behind your back (as if you're that special that they're actually talking about you). Sadly, I don't speak Spanish. I speak some Japanese, but that only comes in Cheap Arizona Cardinals Jerseys handy when I'm flirting with the waitress in a sushi restaurant (unless she's actually Chineseor Mexican).
Pro tip: If a woman begins a sentence with "Mira!," that means you probably did or said something wrong.
14. 49er fans are legit I grew up in the Bay Area in the '80s, when the Niners were simply a way of life. The team's performance on Sunday affected the mood of the entire Bay Area the next week (bear in mind that the Raiders were in LA at this time, so even East Bay folks were Niner fans). If the Niners won, everybody was smiling from Monday until the next game. If they lost, the skies would be gray until we redeemed ourselves. If you wanted to befriend a San Franciscan, all you had to do was mention the word "Niners." I think this all still holds true when I was in Japan teaching English, one of the Japanese teachers with whom I worked said he loved Joe Montana, and we instantly became friends. Dana Carvey (a Bay Area native) has a great bit about the phenomenon:
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